nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

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  • elementary school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: omg thats so cool
  • middle school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: wow loser
  • high school: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: omg luckyyyy
  • college: I went to bed at 10
  • everyone: is that even possible

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itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

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50 Shades of Grain
50 Shades of Grain

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If nothing else I have become exceedingly talented at lying to myself.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

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